If someone calls you calculated
You can say –
Why, thank you – I’m glad you recognize my mathematical chops
You see, I’ve added up the information and seen the sum.
I sought to divide truth from lie and multiply my understanding.
I’ve determined the product to be less than the sum.
So, spite me if you will, craft a cunning phrase to turn my calculation into cruelty.
My results are laid bare.
A fraction of what I had expected.
See, in calculation, you can find understanding – even the mathematician stumbles upon answers they did not set out to find.
So call me calculated, and I’ll call you when the numbers add up.

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